Monday, February 25, 2013

Oscars 2013 in tweets

Here are a few amusing ones:


Anne Hathaway's nipples made a bid for stardom last night:


Watching the Oscars meant that I dreamt 'Gangster Squad' walked away with Best Picture. Not sure it's on the same level...


You know some idiot is going to open a bakery called Life of Pie.

Michael Ian Black  @michaelianblack
A thousand bucks to anybody who thanks "Our glorious leader Kim Jong-un" during their Oscar speech tonight.


Charlize Theron + Dustin Hoffman is a much more successful version of Mark Wahlberg + Ted. 

Why is Christopher Walken dressed liked that and lip syncing Streisand? 




In a tribute to "Flight" I'm getting wasted in a hotel room.



Singing about revolution always good in formal wear!



Should initiate a tradition in which losers bitterly denounce associates, friends, family & God who'd botched their chances for winning.



Man Gets Oscar playing leader who saved Union from woman who won Oscar playing leader who screwed unions.  .

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